Who are you in the world of hosting?

We will not immediately plunge into the technical jungle. To begin with, the question of the preferred clothing. Choose the style closest to you:*
- T-shirt or shirt, jeans, sneakers. Convenient and does not detract from more important things.
- Skinny, sweatshirt, loafers and a smartphone to make selfie. Hashtags #casual, #vsco, #vscocam, #lookoftheday.
- Sweater. In summer? And what is this? I have in my room 4 racks and 2 air conditioners. The temperature at any time of year is not higher than 20 degrees Celsius, humidity is 50%.
- Hugo Boss suit, Ralph Lauren shirt, Gucci shoes, Moschino strap. The appearance should be adjusted to a serious mood.

Very soon technical questions will begin, honestly! But so far we will discuss the cars. Choose an ideal vehicle for you:*
- Electric or in extreme cases a hybrid. If you need to go somewhere - I have everything with me: switch, UPS, a small rack for 24 units.
- Business class of SUV, in the language of common people - a large black jeep.
- Reliable, with a capacious trunk for trips to nature. With pretty low expense.
- A car? Stand in traffic jams and pollute the atmosphere with exhausts? Well, I do not want! Only a bicycle. At short distances - a scooter or a gyroscooter.

And here is the technical question as we promised! Which computer do you use for work?*
- Laptop, of course. Conveniently, you can take it with you anywhere and be in touch and have the opportunity to check how things are going, run a hypervisor... Oh, that's another story.
- White monitor, white keyboard and white mouse, everything ordered from the IT department. And no wires, please.
- A computer? Why do I need it? In my smartphone there is a 4-core processor with 64 GB of internal memory. And two cameras. Everything I need for work. But, actually, in there is an ordinary computer at home ...
- Core i5, 16 gigs of RAM, 256 gigs of SSD. The video card is also normal. What more i can say?

We continue technical questions. Do you know what cPanel is?*
- And you call this a technical question? Every second-grader knows what it is. And who needs this cPanel? Give me root, I'll set everything up for you!
- Boring questions you have. When we will discuss serious topics? For example, KVM access?
- Well, normal questions finally. I know, that this is the control panel for hosting.
- You know, this is an interesting question, I do not presume to answer it at once, I need to consult with my technical expert.

Another technical question, while you are focused. What is KVM access?*
- Elementary, my dear Watson. This is the virtual console for the server. I like these questions, let's have more.
- This question will be answered by our director for interaction with data centers. In writing, within three working days.
- No more normal questions, eh? Well, about the database or e-mail?
- Oh, questions for third graders. But will you give me the root today or not?

We promise that soon technical questions will be finished but there is one more for now. Do you need RAID?*
- Maybe I need it, but let it be on the conscience of the provider. I pay for that in general.
- Undoubtedly, RAID increases TCO, but eventually, ROI also increases due to data integrity.
- Of course, it is necessary! After all, the RAID array increases the speed of operation and ensures the reliability of data storage.
- You offend me. I have a 10 everywhere and cache on SSD.

Well, almost got to the finish line, it remains to find out: do you use the cloud?*
- Sure! I have all the backups of all sites in two different clouds. Just in case...
- Of course, because it allows you to reduce the capital costs of infrastructure.
- Well, yes, I keep pictures and notes in it.
- Of course. Yes, I'm deploying the cloud with OpenStack since Cactus. If you know what I mean...

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